Mommy you has entered me in the wrong category. I is much cuter then that big galoot of a dawg you got for your birthday, I is not a BAD SPORT. Enter me in the Too Darn Cute category this instant!
Well yes, I did claw the door frame and tear up the weather stripping, but that is only because YOU did not answer the door fast enough. When I meows to be let in I mean I wants in NOW, not when it is convenient for you. I do not care if you were in the shower. You are suppose to open the door as soon as I MEOW. Actually you should anticipate my wants and open the door before I MEOW.
And yes, I did use the carpet in the family room as a litter box. You were being obtuse and not figuring out that after years of using a litter box with a cover I NOW want a litter box with a view. Once you got me a new litter box I stopped using the family room didn't I?
Well yes, the holes in the carpet are my doing, but YOU and the boy beans are not suppose to close your doors. How am I suppose to get in your rooms in the morning to wake you up if the door is closed? What do you mean you want to sleep late, I wants breakfast at 4AM. At least you and Eldest opened your doors before I made the hole to big. How was I suppose to know Youngest had on earphones and couldn't hear me clawing away at the carpet, by his door.
Sure I tend to get places where You don't want me to be but that is cause I wants to be there. What you wants is of no concern to me and it certainly doesn't make me a BAD SPORT!
(Sigh) I has to admit they do call me Grumpy Girl at the Vet because I scream at the top of my lungs the whole time I am there when I am not growling and hissing at them. But they poke me in rude places and gives shots you know. I thinks I am entitled to make my displeasure known.
Scylla & Artemisia (aka Arty Mouse)
OK, I was very rude to Arty Mouse when you first brought her home and I did attack you cause you smelt like HER, but we are Best Friends Forever now. You were suppose to ask MY permission before you adopted another cat. I did eventually forgive YOU for your transgression.