We got this idea from Derby and Ducky.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
12 Deer Dashing
Eleven Pigs Pacing
Ten Lions a Leaping
Nine Lipizzaner Dancing
Eight Milksnakes a Milking
Seven Salmon a Swimming
Six Gar a Laying
Five Round Things
Four Flying Toys
Three Mench Fens
Two Myrtle Shrubs
and a Cottage that is Bear Free
This is our feeble attempt at song writing, we hope it at least provoked a giggle or two.
*Five Round Things are balls
** Mench means "a person of integrity and honor.", so we are saying 3 honorable Fenris', we often call him Fen for short.
*** It is a myth that Milksnakes milk cows, they really don't.