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"It smelled like . . . " well being a gentleman I can't rightly say what it smelled like. I mean I wouldn't wants to embarrass any lady dogs. But guys you all know "that smell", yeah that one....................

Well what's a guy to do when a dame walks by smelling like that, especially if he is already taken. I mean your instincts say one thing and your heart says another.

But I thinks you should always listen to your heart and just tell that dame to keep on walking.  ~Fenris, giving advice for ATCAD

10 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Very sound advice there matey... restraint. Exercising judgement. Correct use of free will. ...... but golly, you need to work on the drooling bit....!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. You are a kind and true gentleman, Fenris!

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  3. roflmao Fenris!! OMG this is a classic!! You did the right thing dude!

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  4. BOL! You tell 'em! Such good advice too! Thanks for pawticipating!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  5. OMD Fenris.... it was that Spring is in the Air and stuffs smell that the Wimmen give off.
    We guys know it well... you were the MODEL of RESTRAINT and we applaud you, buddy. YES we DO.

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  6. BOL!!
    I have a lady pup next door...yuppers, I shall have to remember your timely dogvice.

    (Wait, I am not able, nor is Daisy, BOL!!) (And we have a big tall fence between us...)

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  7. I don't know, being a lady what you mean. Was some doggy making toots out there?? When I am outside, there is a boy doggy who is always trying to sniff me, but I don't let him. I am a lady I tell him and then Mommy and I keep walking. I would rather smell pizza


    Loveys Sasha

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  8. Oh Fenris that was a great story. Walter was worried you were going to say that small was Tuiren but he knows she smells sweet of course. ;-)

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