EDUCATION in cat
servitude care. They should be trained to open doors on demand, feed you on demand (and only the finest cat foods and people foods), hold you when you want them to and provide petting. Oh and you should also train them to play with you on demand. As you can see educating your beans can be very time consuming and takes lots of effort. You should also train them to take up less room in the bed. I am working on that one as the Mommy seems to think she is entitled to half the bed. We generously allowed Daddy to have half the bed and if he would like to share his half with Mommy that is OK, but she is only entitle to 1/4 of our side. She keeps mumbling that she is larger then a cat, but is that our problem? NO!!!!!!!!