Talk Like A Pirate Mancate Monday

Ahoy Mates, I am Captain Meate Sparrow. How did I get my name you ask, well some guy named Sparrow was annoying me so me ate him. All the other pirates started saying Meate Sparrow, and the name stuck. If you annoys me I'll eat you too.

Now shiver me timbers weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! cause there is a gale blowing in. I am headed to the Poop deck for a nap. Skinny Leg  wants to meow at you now.............................


They thinks I look like a pirate kitty with my hurt paw. They says I can be First Mate Skinny Leg on Captain Meate Sparrow's pirate ship.
 You wouldn't know my paw had a hurty if they hadn't shaved it. I am walking, running and jumping on it good. They thinks I may have just got it caught in something. They couldn't tell for sure what happened so Mommy has to keep an eye on it. If the skin starts sloughing off it was a snake bite and I has to go back to the vet, if not I probably just got it caught in something. I is taking an antibiotic to prevent infection. I do not like the antibiotic and wish I could make Mommy walk the plank when she gives it to me.

I also wishes I could make her open the door and let me outside. I do not like staying inside. Mommy said she would ask the vet about me going outside, since I am climbing the walls (literally and figuratively).

 I will be glad when my fur grows back and I am free to go outside. ~Skinny Leg


26 comments:

Ellen Whyte said...

Arrrgghhh, us tuff pirates can't be cages, arrrrgghhhh! But Captn, we think you shoudl listen to the mummy. And not get caught by things that hurt paws. Arrrgghhhh!

Kwee Cats said...

Arrrrr, there be monsters of all makins in the deep, so ye best take care when ye go abouts yer voyages, alright, matey.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Ahoy there mateys! We b' here to join yoo for a nip of medicinal rum! Arggghhhh! Happy Meow like a Pirate Day!
(an' we hope yoor poorly paw is better soon)

Mr Puddy said...

Arrr !!!! That`s tough ! I hope th' med fix yer paws starboard away
an' I do purrs an' purrs fer ye.
Wi' th' Spirit o' Captain, I hope ye get better so soon
hugs t' me hearty
xoxo

Old Kitty said...

Awwww sweet Artemisia! Awwww your poor paw!! Me and Charlie are sending you tons of healing hugs and purrs!! We hope you get extra yummy treats! Yay!

Capn Meate Sparrow!! LOL!! Me and Charlie are in AWE!! Take care
x

Finn said...

Feel better matey! Happy Monday!

Cat said...

Artemisia you have a peg leg for meow like a pirate day!!! We hope you get better soon :-)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I love your Name.. Cap'n Meate Sparrow.

POOP DECK... YOU said POOP Deck. Poop is one of my favorite words.. hehhe or should I say
Harrrrrrr Harrrrrrrrr

Forever Foster said...

Ahoy there! We are sending huge purrs for your foot to heal quickly.

Cats of Wildcat Woods said...

Be safe on ye voyages me hearties!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

It is hard not to get to do what you want. I hate it when that happens to me!

Brian's Home Blog said...

You are one fine pirates! Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day! Watch out for that poop deck!!! Purrs to you Arty, you'll be back to normal in no time!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Ahh I love the pirate picture.. I am sorrt because I didnt realise you had a hurty as I have been having problems with the interweb. I sure hope that sore paw gets better soon. Hope you can go outside soon. Hugs GJ xx

Katnip Lounge said...

Cap'n Sparrow, we be givin' ye the wide berth o'respect! Cabin Boy John asends his love an' purrs to the Lovely Lady Peg(leg).

MEEAAARRRGH!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Matey we are hoping that fur grows back quick. Inside is no place for a pirate
Benny & Lily

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, Skinny Legs, we hope your paw heals soon so you can stop climbing the walls and get back to climbing trees.

Capt Meate Sparrow, you're one scary pirate!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Well met, Cap'n Meate Sparrow an First Mate Skinny Leg! We hope ta meet ya fer the pleasures of the port when the First Mate is healed by the surgeon!

The Florida Furkids said...

Arrrgh...we think a bit o' grog would help that paw!

Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

The Island Cats said...

Ahoy, matey! That be lookin' like a bad ouchy, Skinny Leg! A little catnip rum will make ye ferget all about it! Arrrrrr!!

meowmeowmans said...

Ahoy, Matey! We be here to wish ye good health and a happy Meow Like a Pirate Day. Aargh!

Gigi said...

Ahoy Mateys!

You eated the Sparrow?! Wow--that is verreh impressive, Captain!

I think you needs a bottle of Rum (yo-ho-ho) for your poor little pawsie!

Would you like me to kiss it for you???

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Spitty thanks for kissing my boo-boo it feels much better now. ~Skinny Leg

PS Mommy says the problem is I have already forgotten how badly it hurt Thursday evening and how I hurt it and I just wants out so I can PLAY!

Thanks for visiting mates. ~Socks & Arty Mouse

Quill and Greyson said...

Ah peg leg, I mean Arty, hope you feel better soon!!

Unknown said...

Aaargh, hope you are well enough to go out on your voyages soon, matey!

Avalon's Garden and Mewsings of Garden Cottage Cats said...

Arrrrrr Der Skinny Pawz~ Da mom sayz she ::Shiverz:: her timberz when she seez your paw ....
Sooooo Glad you doin well enough to want to head on back owt ^..^

We know we LATE! we Alwayz LATE cauze of da mom ..... ^..^ Arrrrr

Sagira said...

I sure hope that your paw is feeling better my friend. :)