#FFHT - "The harder I tried to get it off me . . . "
We are going to share several short stories for your enjoyment and then you can pick whose you likes best.
I was just laying here in the corner minding my own business when this purring machine came laid on top of me. Excuse me, you are not a dog I said but "The harder I tried to get it off me . . . the louder it purred". There was no reasoning with it. ~The Dog Bed
I was playing in my sack all nice and happy when this vicious string came got on top of us. "The harder I tried to get it off me . . . the more it fought back". I meowed for my youngest boy to help me get the vicious string off, but he just laughed at me. ~Scylla
This scrumptious fruit tart just plopped itself on top of me. "The harder I tried to get it off me . . . the more it stuck like glue". Eventually the woman came along with a fork and cut it to pieces and then lifted them off. She saved me. ~The plate
I was just minding my own business waiting patiently to be watered when this THING landed on top of me. "The harder I tried to get it off me . . .the more it stayed put" The woman was no help she just took it's picture. It didn't even leave when she watered me. Finally it got dark outside and the lady turned the porch light on. The THING flew off. Whew I was really getting worried it would eat me. ~The Plant
It jumped up on me and acted like it was going to stay awhile. In a gruff voice I said, if you don't get off I will gobble you up, but "The harder I tried to get it off me . . . the more it just stood there". I called for reinforcements, but the flies that showed up were no help. It just stood there looking puzzled that I could talk and that I objected to being stood on. Finally I heard a voice calling "Tuiren" and off it jumped. ~The Jungle Gym
Honestly I am a flowerbed. You are suppose to plant flowers in me not let creatures in me to dig. "The harder I tried to get it off me . . .the more it dug". It sent dirt flying everywhere. Help, Help I screamed. The lady came dragging a snake like thing. Water fell from the snake like thing and the creature went flying out of me. ~The Flowerbed
"The harder I tried to get it off me . . .the more it stunk" , the dog came rushing over to smell the stink. He was no help, he just sniffed and sniffed. The stench just got stinker. Eventually the big lug rolled around in the stink. Now both of us stink. He got a bath, I was left to stink (how unfair). ~The Grass