Saturday's Sage Advice with Socks ~ Getting the Orange Out

Katie asked
Maybe you could tell me how to get orange out of my chair.

Well I had to admit Katie's question had me a bit stumped. Had someone placed oranges on her chair, and if so why? I mean oranges belong in the refrigerator or in a bowl on the table not in a chair. The solution seemed simple enough Meow at someone to put the oranges where they belonged.

Then Scylla said it was probably a FASHION question, that Katie obviously wanted to know how to get the color orange out of her chair NOT oranges that you eat. Well that seemed easy enough for someone who is into blog makeovers. Give the chair a makeover, totally reupholster it.

Waffles from Glogirly

But then Fenny stated the obvious, Katie wasn't upset about oranges in her chair or the color orange, nope she was referring to Waffles, the upstart orange kitty that has STOLEN HER CHAIR.

Well I doubts the peeps will be of any use, but I thinks if you could lure Waffles into the refrigerator and close the door that would be a rather nifty solution. Especially as in my opinion both oranges and waffles belong in the kitchen and should be consumed for breakfast.  Sadly Katie, you did not ask my advice when Waffles was a young kitten then you might have had a chance to squash him like a bug. I am afraid he is much to big now, and you have lost the advantage of superior size. So of course you must now use the advantage of superior intellect.  I really think your best bet is to lure him into something that he can be locked away in. I mean obviously he STOLE your chair, he is a THEIF and deserves JAIL. It is up to you to find a cell. Hope this helps.


~Socks, Advice Columnist for Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs
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