Saturday's Sage Advice with Socks ~ Getting the Orange Out



Katie asked
Maybe you could tell me how to get orange out of my chair.

Well I had to admit Katie's question had me a bit stumped. Had someone placed oranges on her chair, and if so why? I mean oranges belong in the refrigerator or in a bowl on the table not in a chair. The solution seemed simple enough Meow at someone to put the oranges where they belonged.

Then Scylla said it was probably a FASHION question, that Katie obviously wanted to know how to get the color orange out of her chair NOT oranges that you eat. Well that seemed easy enough for someone who is into blog makeovers. Give the chair a makeover, totally reupholster it.

Waffles from Glogirly

But then Fenny stated the obvious, Katie wasn't upset about oranges in her chair or the color orange, nope she was referring to Waffles, the upstart orange kitty that has STOLEN HER CHAIR.

Well I doubts the peeps will be of any use, but I thinks if you could lure Waffles into the refrigerator and close the door that would be a rather nifty solution. Especially as in my opinion both oranges and waffles belong in the kitchen and should be consumed for breakfast.  Sadly Katie, you did not ask my advice when Waffles was a young kitten then you might have had a chance to squash him like a bug. I am afraid he is much to big now, and you have lost the advantage of superior size. So of course you must now use the advantage of superior intellect.  I really think your best bet is to lure him into something that he can be locked away in. I mean obviously he STOLE your chair, he is a THEIF and deserves JAIL. It is up to you to find a cell. Hope this helps.


~Socks, Advice Columnist for Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs
If you got a question, I has an answer just ask

18 comments:

  1. Socks we are sorry to hear that you are a bit poorly and have been to the vets. We hope you will be ok and those glands being up is just a bit of an infection.

    Orange is a colour that is very persistent, so not sure Waffles could be lured anywhere!

    Luff & rumbly purrs

    Gerry, Mungo & The Ape xx

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  2. Purrs and hugs to Socks - I sure hope he is feeling better soon!

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  3. We are thinking of you Socks! We thinks Sarge needs to be called in about this jail time!

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  4. Calling Sarge is an excellent idea, especially as he still has superior size and intellect on his side.

    Thanks for thinking of me, waiting is really hard. I am tired of having medicine poked down my throat and I miss all the fur they stole, but I am eating good. ~Socks

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  5. We came by to send tons of purrs to Socks and hope the biopsy turns out negative. You sure are in our thoughts and prayers for sure. Big hugs to the Mom.

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  6. Big hugs and purrz fur Socks. I hope you find your fur.

    Perhaps Waffles will let you have some of his. You could use a brush on the chair and make a kitty wig from the hair.

    Or since your appetite is back, perhaps waffles for breakfast with tuna piled high on top of them.

    Purrz,
    Katie Kat and the Katz Gang.

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  7. Socks, we're purring for a good report from the VET.

    We think luring Waffles anywhere is going to involve a lot of nip and treats!

    The Florida Furkids

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  8. Socks sweet boy...I hope all the lab work is good and that you'll be here shortly letting us know.

    I'm afraid there are lots of mommy's out there that would take Waffles off Katie's paws.

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  9. Hugs and purrs to you dear Socks.

    Hey, we think Waffles Too needs a chair of his own. Of course he would like it, so Katie needs a new chair, then he would take her new chair and she could have her old chair back.

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  10. Hope you will be okay, Socks! Great advice for Katie, but I fear you are right... it is too late! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang

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  12. The girl cats are purring for you and hope you'll feel better soon, Socks.

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  13. Socks, we're continuing to purr and purray for you, and are hoping for good test results.

    As for your advice....You need your own column! We're impressed!

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  14. Maybe Katie needs to tell her humans that it is about time they got Waffles his own chair.

    Socks, hope you are doing well today.

    Happy weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  15. Try using a vacuum!!

    Socks, we are purring hard for you.

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  16. Glad you are feeling better Socks, and prayers for continued better health! Me-Ommmmm

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  17. I hope Socks is doing okay now. MOL at getting the orange out.

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  18. Socks, we all hope those biopsy holes heal fast! Who wants holes in their head?

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