Tuiren the Terrible's Pirate Tail

Our tail begins (Tuiren that is the wrong kinda tail you mean tale) Stop butting in Scylla,  as I was saying our tail begins with the disappearance of the beautiful Pirate Queen. Her Pirate family were very distraught over her disappearance and under the leadership of Captain Killer Kit Boney (aka Socks) sat sail in the Dark Lady to find her.

They sailed the high seas for many a moon but no sign of the Pirate Queen could be found, although they did find a new recruit, that would be me.



I was very ill when they found me but they used their booty to take me to the doctor and the doctor patched me right up and Tuiren the Terrible became a menace to all those who would harm her family. So we sailed on looking for our Queen and looking for booty to replenish our coffers. Then disaster struck................................................. (I am building suspense here)

Captain Killer Kit Boney our fearless leader became ill with a mysterious malady. No one knew what was wrong with him and the doctors wanted an arm and a leg to patch him up. Our coffers were empty what were we to do. But at the hour of our darkest despair a seagull arrived.

No!!!! we didn't eat him! He is a FRIEND, he brought us a map. He wouldn't say who sent him to us with the map, but we has our suspicions.

We, Laughing Dog aka Fenris, Scylla the Slayer, Captain Killer Kit Boney and Tuiren the Terrible followed the map to Treasure Island and found a King's Ransom.  So we loaded up our pirate ship and set sail for home so Captain Killer Kit Boney can rest and relax while he recuperates.

Tuiren the Terrible, reporting for ATCAD



25 comments:

  1. What a great pirate post! We actually thought we were there with y'all. The story kinda sounded familiar, too...

    Happy Meow (and Woof) Like a Pirate Day, furriends! XOXO

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  2. What a great Pirate Tale ) I mean tail :) you are telling us !
    Happy Pirate Day !

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  3. Avast! Tha' be bein' a mighty fine pirate adventure.

    The Scurvy Paw Relations

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  4. We haven't figured out this pirate talk yet, but we enjoyed your tale.

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  5. CATABULOUS PIRATE TALE MATEYS!

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  6. Arr - a tall tail b'fittin' a scurvy bunch like ye!

    Pirates of Wildcat Woods

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  7. What a great tale, that's quite a pirate time!

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  8. That's such a cool pirate post! I wish I could be a member of your crew!

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  9. Those are just the CUTIEST!
    My fave is Scylla:-)


    Star~

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  10. Hi-ho buckos, ye're fierce band 'o pirates!

    The Florida Furkids

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  11. You look stunning mateys!
    Benny & Lily

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  12. Y'all are looking mighty Pirate Purrfect!

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  13. We be droppin' the anchor to tip a cup o'grog wif ye!

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  14. avaste raise de spyglasss starboard …we bee see in a sutler o’er yonder N blimey …sink uz if hiz shopz knot fulla booty ~~~ him can bee pillaged N for we set sail ~~~ letz head off for a wee bit oh grub anda splice inn oh de mainbrace N sing a shanty ore two ~~~ fair winds ta ya

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  15. Ye be having a most excellent pirate adventure, me hearties! Arrrgggh!

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  16. OH Cat!! That was grrrrrrrrreat!! Luvluvluv'd it...and the booty or is that bounty or bunty...well...so glad it has allowed Socks to relax and get better...wish you could have found Artymesia too...

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  17. Now that is one fabulous pirate tail...er tale. We think you took us on a great adventure.

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  18. Yar!! A fine story to be sure!
    Arrrgh, Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

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  19. Ahoy there mateys, ye be a fine bunch o' pirates!

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  20. Aye, that be a fine tail...er, we mean, tale! Arrrrgh!

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  21. Ahoy, we be so happy that your pirate tail has a happy ending - because it is a cause for celebrating and we love to celebrate!

    Mindy
    Moe
    Cookie
    Mike

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  22. We be mighty glad that you found yer treasure. We so hope that ye kin find yer Pirate Queen as well.

    Oja and the Crew

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  23. What a fascinatin' tale! I woe cap'n Killer Kit Boney be better now!
    Purrs

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  24. Arrrgh! So this be where you blog these days! Avast, my pretty, we're coming aboard!

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  25. And a fine tail that fits on a happy ending
    Purrs
    Captain Tim Tomcat

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