It's nice to have someone help you reach those hard to reach places.
We do NOT enjoy having Mommy bath us.
She does not use her tongue like a good Cat Mom she uses...WATER!!!
She tries to drown us in the bath tub, and do you know that she actually willingly sits in a tub full of water every morning. Not us!!! We recently got a bath because matte paint creates DUST. Who knew, certainly not the Mom. Before Mom could clean it up Chimera and Yin played a rousing game of chase in the garage ending in Miss Yin rolling Miss Chimera around in the dust. For a few minutes Chimera was a teal cat from the top of her head to the tip of her tail, she looked very stunning as a teal cat too bad Mom didn't get any pictures. Off to the bath Chimera went, CK you would be proud she drew blood, Chimera is a real wildcat when she wants to be and a little wiggle worm so Mommy pronounced her the hardest to bath. Yin too put up a valiant fight and drew some blood, she is the second hardest to bath partly because of her sheer weight. Yin weighs the most of all of us. What was I doing during all of this, well I plopped myself down in the middle of the dust so I also got a bath, but Mom says I am pretty easy to bath. I scream like someone is killing me (well she was) But I am pretty still and I don't try to kill Mom, so she says I am a good boy. Scylla was lucky she escaped with just having her paws wiped off as she just walked through it.
Mlle Yin et M. Yang, reporting for ATCAD
Here are this weeks questions, answers in red by Yang
1. I eat on Memorial Day.
2. I try to avoid baths.
3. If I had a catchphrase, it would be be a lover not a fighter.
4. Nothing motivates me to work hard.