Home Eating a Threat to Public Kitchens?

Since I love satire I couldn't resist this piece at Homeschool Christian.Com.

Home Eating a Threat to Public Kitchens? State Allows Growing Trend of Eating At Home by Angela Paul
After much heated debate on the house floor, legislation was passed today to allow a growing number of families to cook meals for their families in their homes. The children must have annual physical examinations to assure proper growth and weight gain. Attempts to require weekly meal plans and monthly kitchen inspections were voted down.

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