I don't know what the big deal is about Tard the Grumpy Cat. I can be a Grumpy Cat if I want to. I bet I could be even grumpier then Tard if I sat my mind to it.
In fact those PINK PILLS make me extremely GRUMPY. If I has to take pills why couldn't they be BLUE?
Mommy and Daddy constantly talking about the latest Tard post makes me Grumpy, they should be talking exclusively about ME.
I has the Purr-fect Grumpy expression, don't you think?
Really Mom, you need to get busy promoting Socks The Grumpy Cat, I expect to be on National TV this year. What??????? I would have to travel to the studio in a PTU and possibly on a PLANE! No way no how that's not happening forget about the National TV gig. But you can do a Grumpy Socks post every day. What??????? I would have to let you take my picture. I am a NINJA cat I pride my self on being invisible I makes you work for photographs.
It appears that being a Grumpy Cat is a lot of work, I 'll stick with being Socks the Ninja Cat, it's more FUN!!!!!
Socks, reporting for Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs
PS: We are wishing our Arty Mouse a Happy Birthday wherever she might be and we are purring that she comes home soon.